I want to take a moment and thank you for visiting, ‘liking’ and sharing our new Facebook Page. WittyThings is an extension of our WoodyThings, LLC company. As our product offerings continue to grow, we’ve branched off and started offering funny and quirky gifts like T-shirts, Greeting Cards, Coffee Mugs, laptop vinyls and more. Hence,… Continue reading Our New Facebook Page, Witty Things
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Deck Out Your Laptop, Tablet, Windows and More!
Whats up everyone. We’re happy to offer an original New York State decal, with a small heart cut out. We’ve cut a black New York State silhouette from outdoor vinyl, perfect to withstand most abuse you’re ready to inflict on it =) The decal measures 3.5″ x 3.5″ (contact us if you would like a different size… Continue reading Deck Out Your Laptop, Tablet, Windows and More!
Pink Deranged Easter Bunny Mug
Do you enjoy Christmas? Dumb question, of course you do. Whether you celebrate Christmas or just enjoy the cooler weather and friendly atmosphere there’s no denying this is an awesome season. If you’re like me you’ve the movie “A Christmas Story.” One of my favorite scenes is when Ralph has to wear the dreadful one piece bunny pajama.… Continue reading Pink Deranged Easter Bunny Mug
Leg Lamp Ceramic Mug, Don’t Let Your Spouse Smash This One
Do you enjoy Christmas? Dumb question, of course you do. Whether you celebrate Christmas or just enjoy the cooler weather and friendly atmosphere there’s no denying this is an awesome season. If you’re like me you’ve watched the movie “A Christmas Story.” One of my favorite scenes is when Ralph has to wear the dreadful one piece… Continue reading Leg Lamp Ceramic Mug, Don’t Let Your Spouse Smash This One
Deranged Bunny, Oh Fudge, Leg Lamp and Red Ryder Wooden Coasters
Do you enjoy Christmas? Dumb question, of course you do. Whether you celebrate Christmas or just enjoy the cooler weather and friendly atmosphere there’s no denying this is an awesome season. If you’re like me you’ve watched the movie “A Christmas Story.” Let me tell you about my four favorite scenes in that movie.
Blow Me Whistle T-Shirt
We like things that have double meaning. We are childish at times, and we enjoy putting together witty phrases and crudely drawn pictures. Here’s our latest example. We transferred an original sketch of a whistle, with the words “Blow Me” onto a White, Cotton Tee Shirt. This shirt is super cool, super funny and best… Continue reading Blow Me Whistle T-Shirt
American Flag Coffee Mug
Murica! America is Great. Americans drink coffee. Be a great American and get this coffee mug, pour yourself a dose of freedom and proudly display your American pride. Are you british (notice the lower case ‘b’) or do you just enjoy tea? You’re in luck! This Coffee Mug is strong, yet gentle enough to safely harbor your tea (see what… Continue reading American Flag Coffee Mug
Bron’s Posse
During an ESPN interview, Knicks’ President, Phil Jackson, referred to Lebron James’ acquaintances as a ‘posse.’ Here’s the question and answer causing a bit of controversy: JM: It all started when LeBron left, right? Could you have ever imagined Earvin Johnson leaving Riley, or Michael Jordan leaving you? PJ: It had to hurt when they lost… Continue reading Bron’s Posse
Personalized Gianni’s Goodies Mug
Suer happy to have made this order for one of our very own =) Hazel Gianni, blogger at Gianni’s Goodies, asked us for a personalized kitchen set with her blog brand. Stay tuned as we will be showcasing some of the items we’ve created. Personalized Mugs, Mixing Bowls, Aprons and much, much more! If you’d like… Continue reading Personalized Gianni’s Goodies Mug
Wooden Bow ties (Bowties), How Would YOU Wear Yours?
We are happy to introduce our new line of wooden bow ties in a variety of styles! Bow ties are a type of necktie typically made from fabric. Ours are made from a 1/4” piece of solid wood (Pine or Oak) and we either stain it or paint it as pictured. The three most popular… Continue reading Wooden Bow ties (Bowties), How Would YOU Wear Yours?