Are you tired of shopping for gifts during Christmas and risking the chance of someone raining blows upon you for fighting over the last doll for your kid? There’s another way, Festivus for the Rest of Us!
Celebrate the holidays with a truly unique holiday card.
Check out our I Find Tinsel Distracting Holiday card, cut from premium card stock and printed with picture of an aluminum pole. As you may be aware, the pole requires no decorations, because some folks find tinsel distracting.
The inside of the card has the simple quote “Happy Festivus!” on the right side.
This card is perfect for anyone that loves that show about nothing, and has a quirky sense of humor, like we do 🙂
Interested in kicking your gift up another level? Check out our store for additional items. We’re happy to offer:
- 🎁 (add-on) Wooden silver pole (to resemble the aluminum pole typically used to decorate during Festivus), mounted on a wooden base painted dark brown. Perfect for displaying around the house, at your desk at work, or to be placed on a windowsill as part of your Festivus festivities.
- 🎁Shatterproof ornament that reads I find Tinsel Distracting
- 🎁Human Fund Card, perfect gift when you want to make a donation on someone’s behalf to The Human Fund. Money for people.
- 🎁Airing of Grievances Card. It’s s as simple as Festivus and it kicks off the tradition. You fill out the card with names of those that have wrong you throughout the year, and you tell them all about it. You write the grievances on the card next to the name.
Its a Festivus Miracle!